Simplicity

JamesBousema

    For Vayra's one-room dungeon challenge. Greatly inspired by Minimalism.

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   So, you pissed off a wizard.

    The room you're in is rapidly filling with water thanks to a dragon-shaped waterspout. Three goblins are swimming over to you, hungry and clutching rusty knives. Panicking, you take out your chainsaw, praying that your god of peace will forgive you. In the other corner, you see your sorcerer beating the shit out of another goblin with the thief's dead body.

The Players

• The Cleric. Adherent of a god of peace. Currently wielding a chainsaw named THERE IS ONLY ENDLESS WAR AND BLOODSHED. Maybe not a pacifist anymore?
  
• The Thief. Woops, they're already dead.
• The Sorcerer. Naked. Trying to club a goblin to death with the thief's arm. The only spell they have left is Fireball.
• The Berserker. Currently on a high-up floating platform trying to figure out how to stop the rising water using a complicated runic computer. They have to hurry too, because that damn beholder is coming. Too bad they can't read.
• The Fighter. At the top of the room. Somehow wielding a greatsword in each hand. Fighting a blind beholder and trying not to die.

The Beholder

    Blind. Old. Really pissed.

The Wizard

    Observing through a floating orb. Cackling.